Part of Write Club 2025

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An existential cloned sheep. A journey of self discovery.

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“Look I’m three years old now, I think I’m old enough to look outside”

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One night, Daisy the cloned sheep lays awake next to her mother, not mother, sister clone Dolly, when she hears a voice calling to her. Follow an existential Daisy on her journey of self-discovery as she asks why are we here? What is our purpose? 

What’s the point?

Why did Marlon Brando do that voice in the Godfather? 

Why did he do that? How do you put cotton wool in your mouth to do the Marlon Brando voice without choking?

After a mind-blowing, radical, sensual, ridiculous, form shattering, non-plagiarised scratch performance for RIFT Theatre Company, Sheepish is baa-ck and now in its fully grown form.

“We’re clones. We don’t need to change, what’s wrong with that?”

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We’ve got to get this up to 200 words so… Sheep. Sheep? SHEEP! No. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Shep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. She. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Shoop. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. 

Sharp. 

Sure. 

Sheep. 

Shop. That’s enough.

Please, please if you don’t find this funny, please do not come.

Please do not come.

We have five more words…

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Running time:​ Approximately 70 minutes

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LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED.

UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. 

No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. 
Refunds and exchanges are not available.